In a flawless transition from my last blog, we shall continue the study of the mysterious and often-times entirely snobbish species, the cat.
~This cat is absolutely stunned by my decision.~
As we learned in our last journey into the land of cats, they have the ability to learn certain skills...such as "playing" the piano or developing hip-hop persona's complete with an entire line of clothing items. Some have even mastered the art of speech, although this cat seems to be hallucinating that he is a dastardly pirate...or that he wants to find Long John Silver??
~"Oh Long Johnson...." I remember seeing this video on AFV as a kid.~
Personally, I'm more impressed with the feline with exceptional ninja skills. Although I do have to note that this "lowdope" character has an unhealthy obsession with taking videos of their cat.
~You can't SEE ME~
Of course, owning cats is a great responsibility. Particularly if you have a large number of talented, piano playing, rapping, talking, ninja-stalking cats. These unique animals require a special set of skills...
~Make sure to be alert to stampedes.~
And finally, your insanely talented cats will need to know that their mad skills are greatly appreciated. You owe it to them to go one step beyond your basic petting. The common petting of a cat is far beneath these amazing individuals. Therefore, you should ensure that you take some lessons in the art of "cat massage." You will thank me later.
~ Fluffy: "Petting is SO 'passe.' Remember, there is a whisker watch alert in effect."~
I guess that explains why my stupid cat drools on me when I pet him. Apparently I am queen of cat massage. Oh wait, I forgot to sing to him. I don't think my cat has ever given me a "mega meow" when I've been petting him. I honestly thought this was a joke, but this woman is dead serious....
~ You are such a GOOD BOY DAVEY!!!!!~
Just wow.... And lady, that is why MEN don't love YOU. You are five kinds of crazy. I think "crazy cat lady" is on every man's top ten fears list.
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